reminds me of this conversation my friends had before lunch.. one
was going with me for lunch while the other was returning from a
coffee and smoke break...
(conversation translated from hokkien with foul language
removed)
A: oei.. you saw XXX or not? knn so old already still wear until
mini skirt..
B: wah lau eh.. she is my school junior leh... but she always
this type of pattern one
A: knn.. the eyes dunno draw until like hantu liddat... wah
lah.. so old already still wear until so havoc
B: so old meh? how old you think?
A: i think 40-something right?
B: knn.. she my school junior i only 37, you think she what?
A: wah.. like that she damn bloody chao lao.. wah lau eh..
B: lucky she not here.. knn say until she liddat...
i was just laughing my guts out...
btw.. A looks like a chain-smoking "fortune cat" 
Wah liao eh I was drinking water and almost spewed when I read
this
